I would say I have a penis

I ACTUALLY FCUKING LOVE YOU GUYS OMG. 

YOU ARE WELCOME SHAWTY XXXXX

GO TO SLEEP!!!!! OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHHA I AM NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS!!!!! YOU ARE CUTE OMG. THANK YOU THOUGH. I THINK WE ARE FRIENDS NOW. YOU ARE SO SWEEEEEET. TALK TOMORROW xoxoxoxoxoxooxox

Aw thank you haha! Aw nah this brightens my night 

I tried to be punny cause your icon is the sun, but Im just not able too. hml.

OMG OMG OMG HAHHA AOMG THIS IS SO CUTE SRS. Yes i am !!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO QT xoxoxooxo

That word is so fetch hahahahhaha. 

Saaassssssyyyy, thank haha :) xo

Its not about the meat, its about the motion xxx

Direct quote from a VS Official 

Like all Angels, Swanepoel, 22, is expected to be “healthy and muscular,” according to her Victoria’s Secret contract, says our source.
“There is a really clear criteria for both Angels and the catalogue. Their career path is Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue then to Angel, it’s the highest paying contract there is, period. The image is about being voluptuous, it’s not fat, but it’s curvy,” says the insider.
“But if you start to look skinny and ‘editorial print-like’ like fashion mag models, like undernourished, it gives the image the company does not want. Their shopper is older, their target is the Macy’s shopper. These are young women who feel pressure these models, she [Swanepoel] could lose her contract if she gets too thin.

Even Candice made a statement

Candice, who last fall blamed her figure on “traveling,” has responded to the concern over her weights in predictable fashion:

“I am healthy and happy,” Swanepoel tells PEOPLE. “I’m heartened to know how much everyone cares about me, but in this case, everything is normal and good.”

Yeah so before you have a little spaz at meh brah, do some fact finding xxx

They might spilt though :’(

WOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

You are very sexual tonight anons 

Aww you shouldn’t be self conscious!! Embrace yourself and live  your life to the fullest, don’t worry about what others think of you!! You have two wonderful role models right there, thank you!!! here is a fab blog dedicated to Lady G if you want one xx

http://destination-gaga.tumblr.com/

Stay strong girl xx

If I can pinch yours xx

can you guys message me im bored. entertain me. im home alone. ill r8 ur blog if you msg me xxxxx

I’d tap yah xxxx

I actually rofl at what I do sometimes, like when I decide randomly Im going to start a convo with people I haven’t talked to for months. Oh well